![]() ![]() Step two Greet today’s smile and say: GOOD MORNING, CITY! Step three Exercise. The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy! Step one Breathe. Ahhhhhh.Good morning, apartment, good morning, doorway, good morning, wall, good morning, ceiling, good morning, floor, ready to start the day! Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee. that you made up.Ī special one? What a bunch of hippy dippy baloney. Oh, wow, that was a great, inspiring legend. One day a talented lass or fellow, a Special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times, all this is true, because it rhymes. ![]() Oh, yes, the supposed missing Piece of Resistance that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle, gimme a break! The Kragle, the most powerful super weapon is mine: WOW, THE KRAGLE! Uaaaaaghhahahahahaaaaa! Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?! Well, you're right about him being a ding dong. Would be better than this.Ībraham Lincoln? You bring your space chair right back here. I believe in this lost cause.Ī house divided against itself. ![]() I know what your thinking: He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us. And I'm not what you'd call the creative type. I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans. Well, well technically I'm not a master builder yet. So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that forsaken place, what idea have ye that'd be better than the idea of 100 of our fallen master builder brothers? and I had to replace every part of my once strapping pirate body for this with this useless hunk of garbage you see before you. I barely made it out of that room with me head. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank". Lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants and strange dangerous relics that trap, snap and zap. Gaurded by a robot army and security measures of every kind imaginable. Only to find that the Kragle was on the infiniteith floor. I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hardy master builder crew. The name be Metalbeard and I'll tell you me tale of woe. The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of. The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive. Really Hard? Wiping your bum with a hook is really hard. And I know it's going to be really hard but. ![]() To get into the Octan tower find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing. Well, uhh, I know I for one am very excited to work with you guys. I hope there's still a good cop in me somewhere Defend yourselves we have to fight against President Business' plans to freeze us! Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday it will be known as Freedom Friday!. All of you have the unique ability deep within to be a groundbreaker, and I mean literally-break the ground! Peel off the pieces! Tear apart your walls! Build things only you can build. And now we have to finish what he started by building whatever weird thing pops into our heads. But it turned out Emmet had great ideas, and although they seemed weird and kinda pointless, they got him closer than anyone had ever achieved in saving the universe. I used to think that he was a follower with no ideas for the life of him. But he was so good at fitting in, no one ever saw him, and I owe him an apology, because I used to look down on him like that. This is Emmet, and he was just like all of you: a face in the crowd, following the same instructions as you. I know things seem kind of bad right now, but there is a way out of this. You may not know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me. ![]()
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